The Bro Code

Captain

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If a chick inquires about another bro’s sexual history, a bro shall honor the Brode of Silence, and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth. 

A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro. There are no sentiments between two bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail. The following are a few emails for any broccasion to simply get the message across without costing you the trouble and expense of having to find and then send an actual greeting card. 

EMAILS FOR ANY BROCCASION

Sympathy
TO: Bro
FROM: Bro
SUBJECT: Dude…
QUOTE: Sorry bro…

Congratulations
TO: Bro
FROM: Bro
SUBJECT: BRO!
QUOTE: NICE BRO!

Get Well Soon
TO: Bro
FROM: Bro
SUBJECT: Bro…
QUOTE: Don’t give up, Bro.

Happy Birthday
TO: Bro
FROM: Bro
SUBJECT: Dude
QUOTE: Drinks on me, Bro.

Thinking of You
TO: n/a
FROM: n/a
SUBJECT: n/a
QUOTE: n/a 

A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a gym locker room. 

NOTE:
If a bro gets naked in the locker room, all other bros shalt pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage. “If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes.”   

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Tracy. 

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