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A bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him on the pyramid of screaming. America was built on the backs of men and women who were screamed at to work harder, and the tradition has been passed down from generation to generation. But you can’t just scream at anybody. You can only scream beneath you. To Illustrate how this works, there is a scream pyramid for a football team. If you are unable to determine where you are on the pyramid, attempt to make a co-worker scream at another and take the fall. 

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A bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions.

Superbowl (Currently: New York Giants)

World Series (Currently: St. Louis Cardinals)

Playmate of the Year (Currently: Jaclyn Swedberg)

 

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A bro never dances with his hands above his head. 

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If a chick inquires about another bro’s sexual history, a bro shall honor the Brode of Silence, and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth. 

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cosmic—lover:

sarahsourire:

nerdblerrg:

hemostcertainlywillnot:

thetenthdoctah:

mdwolf:

cmcross:

warblersonpigfarts:

 
I guess it doesn’t help that I started it with bazinga.

Source: warblersonpigfarts

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All bros shall dub one of their bros, his wingman. 

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Bros do not share dessert. 

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